Worth1000 : the original story!

Once upon a midnight dreary, pinapplecharm found a great pile of dirty magazines stashed behind a large statue in the centre of Groggie's room.

lushes stole the hairiest, smelliest, ugliest looking magazine and took it into the bathroom, where she climbed out of the window and promptly fell into some large dude's arms.

The cops came for the doughnuts, but arrested pineapplecharm for breaking and entering.

the cops were also arresting dangermouse for playing with matches.

She threatened pinapplecharm for taking her kinky magazines and set fire to his house with a blowtorch.

"Hey! What's the big freakin idea butt breath", cried pac, distraught about the obviously crisp falling white snow "BUTT BREATH!" she saw lushes running a self-promotion campaign for alholics that would never be circus freaks like 'toogs, yamz66 and Meowza the Magnificant.

When pac finally got around to the police station for his stripsearch they pulled out the rubber gloves and shoved it into some blue mysterious, unknown, crevice.

Unable to find his car keys they searched deeper and found glowing tiny baby sperm which he spit in someones eye just for fun.

He was then wrapped in aluminum and tossed into an experimental drug labr for monkeys The monkeys went and stole the fine, powdery drug in the closet.

and proceeded to season pineapplecharm with hot tobasco sauce and lashings of strange monosylabic words then some girls Oh, the humanity!! they all cried repeatedly, because they couldn't find their skimy bathing suits amidst all the american idol rejects.

MadMonkey stormed in and stole someones new latex underwear to hide it but as usual ,tried it on and ran outside.

He then decided to wear skimpy pimpy Stimpy gimp snausages around the petting zoo, hoping he would not attract wild dogs Low and Behold A viscious pitbull started sniffing his tight,_sexy_ass.

He_was_afraid_at_first,_but_soon_changed_his_mind.

"I_just_wish_everyone_at_Worth_could_experience_this!!",_he_thought.

Never! Someone said You mammiferous clod of enriched dirt.

Why don't you think about the way we were able to take the Alamo or cream cheese pie those were the good ol' days.

All of a sudden a bird came flying out his nice shapely bird house with poop in its little tiny claws and squawking like Pinapplecharm with constipation.

"Ahoy down there!" yelled the little canary, whose name was Tweety, just like his big fat gay dog also called Tweety.

Pinapplecharm loved animals especially on toast Crispy fried Critters ,which upset 'toogs so he said eat drink and be Mary .

Pineapplecharm loved Mary but couldn't stand beng her as she had little tiny, itsy, bitsy teeny, small, minuscule swamp green eyes in her head.

and a moustache which curled madly into the shape of a platypus.

Not just any platypus mind you but a mutated kind of platypus ,the kind that has laser beams Then out of his right nostril.

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