Kzanderall's wacked out day

Boy I'd say so! I haven't seen so many naked mole rats in my entire flamboyant crossdressing days.

But then something flew across the sky : a big and ugly red thing with a flowing behive hairdo.

KZ exclaimed, "What the devil is that ? He covered his eyes to shield them from the blinding flash as his most treasured pet parrot hit the tree and burst out into showtunes.

Zippity Do Dah, he sang Before spontaneously combusting in brilliant ball of multi-colored feathers with acetone highlights.

"GottaKeepOffTheFriggin'LSD", KZ thought.

OhHell,WhoAmIKidding?It'sWayTooMuchFunToQuit.

I'mHookedForLife!! ThenKZnoticedTheClockOnTheWall Crap,LookAtTheTime! I'mSoLate!! "Don't eat it though", intoned a weird voice out of nowhere.

I should head out before it starts rainin'.

He picked up his ducky umbrella and his ducky coat and his cute little ducky boots and licked his doorknob goodbye for the 200th time today.

"Adieu, sweet knob!" he said with a mischevious look in his eye.

You see, KZ was really too busy to notice that he was wearing nothing but a pretty thong.

Well, at least he thought He wore a sock too.

He whistled for a cab and when it came near he saw the driver was Matoog's squirrel critter, Secret Squirrel So he grabbed some nuts and stuffed them into his cheeks (the ones on his pelvis) and, wincing, climbed over the razor wire fence and into the cab.

The squirrel then jumped into an aireplane with the taxi car and demanded KZ release the nuts .

KZ replied, "Yo homes, these nuts are my life!" and thus began the laughter from the back seat, where icepigs and PAC were doing the sort of thing normally seen in the filthiest of dungeons, deep in the German cubist art underground club called "Ananas und Schinken".

What's worse, it was filled with monkeys.

And what's worse than that, (apart from my comma misuse) .

Suddenly to everyones horror a large moose dropped from.

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My penis.

Causing a riot.

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